I'm afraid I might be dying... I have now seen it all. The Boobie Flask lets women store their favorite adult beverage in the bra. I guess they figure beer goggles will kick in and the guys won't noticed they dropped a cup size or two.
Man - I'll bet there's a mad rush for security jobs when these hit the market. "Here, I'll pat people down checking for illegal booze... You don't even have to pay me!" Yup, I can here 'em now.