It's official

If you don't like SUVs and go to Google trying to find someone like-minded, you'll find me!

• "suv hater"
• "suv assholes"

Note: I'm not really #1, just #9 and #8 respectively, but I get hits from these searches on a regular basis.

Again, it's not that I hate SUVs in principle or their drivers, just some of them. It annoys me to no end to see someone driving solo in an H2 in rush hour traffic in KC. Sure, if you live in Sadar City or some other war-torn urban area, feel free to get yourself a Hummer to help navigate your trip to work (and consider up-armoring it too). I'm sorry, but Johnson County doesn't cut it for war torn. I know those high schools can be just brutal, but I think a regular sized car with a regular sized appetite for gas will do just fine.