I am going straight to hell!

I've always been afraid I might, but now it looks like I'm doomed (see versus 32-36). I wonder if the fact that I didn't know that picking up sticks on Saturdays - remember, the Sabbath of the Old Testament is Saturday, not Sunday - was a sin is a defense? "But, but... I'm not guilty by reason of ignorance your honor."

If not, I'm doomed because of all of the mountain bike trail work I've been doing on Saturdays...