Get your grind on

I have a serious post coming up, but I wanted to get this out of the way so it doesn't distract you...

Tony's had this Pitch article (second on the page) and I thought it was a joke, but apparently the good folks in Pairie Village thought it appropriate to build a penis-shaped skatepark for their kids to play in. Makes you wonder what slang will come up for clearing tricks in certain "parts" of the park.

A  penis for the suburanites' kids to play in