If you're going to...

... roll through stop signs on your bike, make sure there's not a county sheriff right behind you.

No, I didn't get a ticket, but he sure was animated in making the point that bikes have to obey traffic laws too. I really do, unless I'm on a back street and there's no one around. The only hitch was that I forgot to look behind me to make sure no one was back there too. Opps...